
In other words, it was too dense and should only be used as a doorstop.
Jen gave me this great book on bread basics,

but I'd rather have her here to hold my hand.

She has already been through all the work of perfecting the art of bread-making. She's so good at it, that she could probably make bread out of two gum wrappers and some saw dust. She's the Bread MacGyver.